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2009 Alan Wrench Project by Pete Dungey

2009 Alan Wrench Project by Pete Dungey

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British Designer Pete Dungey did a 2009 survey to find out who the most famous Alan (or Allen) is. The results were:

1. Alan Titchmarsh, Horticulturalist
2. Alan Partridge, Fictional Comedian
3. Lily Allen, Pop Singer

4. Alan Shearer, Retired Football Player

5. Alan Carr, Comedian

6. Sir Alan Sugar, Business Tycoon
7. Tim Allen, Actor

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6 responses to “2009 Alan Wrench Project by Pete Dungey”

  1. this sucks says:

    uh. ok

  2. notart says:

    It’s not a good idea, ya brownnoser, it’s actually genuinely stupid. Maybe the stupidest thing I’ve seen called “art” in a long time.

  3. bas rocker says:

    this is mad..notart is trippin

  4. Ay Mamá Pulpa! says:

    Habla de Fassoo!!!!

    Congratulations!

  5. Astrid says:

    Lily Allen came in third… I bet she would say: “Fuck u very much!” ;D

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