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2009 Wrap Up – Top 10 Trends That Need to Die – Mister Mort

2009 Wrap Up – Top 10 Trends That Need to Die – Mister Mort

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Mister Mort Reports on the Top Ten Trends that need to die:

  1. Skinny jeans with dress shoes
  2. Jeans tucked into boots (when not in combat or in weather)
  3. A tie with a shirt untucked
  4. T-Shirt over a button-up shirt
  5. Fedoras falling off the back of the head a la Pete Doherty
  6. Canvas Skippies in the winter months
  7. Cheap shoes
  8. The Lumberjack Look
  9. The Dirty Look
  10. Ill-Fitting Clothes

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